Read that story somewhere, too, where they set it up as, there's an escaped killer but he's miles and miles from here, we're going out for the night, remember to lock the doors and windows, but she can't get the one window almost shut, so tries to go to sleep and…

Read that story somewhere, too, where they set it up as, there's an escaped killer but he's miles and miles from here, we're going out for the night, remember to lock the doors and windows, but she can't get the one window almost shut, so tries to go to sleep and…

That one was aweome.

That one was aweome.

Pet Sematary did it for me, too.  The walk through the woods was terrifying enough, but the line "Zelda stood there" actually made me jump out of my chair for the only time in my life (I was probably 11 or 12 when I read it).

Pet Sematary did it for me, too.  The walk through the woods was terrifying enough, but the line "Zelda stood there" actually made me jump out of my chair for the only time in my life (I was probably 11 or 12 when I read it).

That business with the doll had me laughing more than I have all season.  I have never seen real life's exasperation at something simple and probably inconsequential becoming a clusterf—- depicted that well.

That business with the doll had me laughing more than I have all season.  I have never seen real life's exasperation at something simple and probably inconsequential becoming a clusterf—- depicted that well.

And if amateurs can play that shit, why does Amanda Palmer deserve any compensation at all?

And if amateurs can play that shit, why does Amanda Palmer deserve any compensation at all?

He's had three months straight to cook with no murders, no RV problems, no Gus Fring breathing down his neck, no distribution problems, no money payoff problems, no drama, etc.  OK… Boring, fat Joker stack of money, death sentence still waiting out there.  All the chaos we've seen happened in a year, and then Skyler…

He's had three months straight to cook with no murders, no RV problems, no Gus Fring breathing down his neck, no distribution problems, no money payoff problems, no drama, etc.  OK… Boring, fat Joker stack of money, death sentence still waiting out there.  All the chaos we've seen happened in a year, and then Skyler…

Walter waiting in his living room for the shankings was a lot like Michael Corleone waiting out the Fredo hit in the boathouse.  Telling Todd's uncle "It can be done" was very Michael Corleone to Tom as well.

Walter waiting in his living room for the shankings was a lot like Michael Corleone waiting out the Fredo hit in the boathouse.  Telling Todd's uncle "It can be done" was very Michael Corleone to Tom as well.

Total Mr. Alexander look of realization.

Total Mr. Alexander look of realization.

I agree Halloween - and Road Warrior - are the obviously missing.  I guess we don't regret all the sword and sorcery Conan the Barbarian knock-offs, right?

I agree Halloween - and Road Warrior - are the obviously missing.  I guess we don't regret all the sword and sorcery Conan the Barbarian knock-offs, right?

Its nearest competitor was supposed to be Menace 2 Society, and while it's quotable, the last time I watched it, it was a lot worse than I'd remembered.  Just unconnected scenes that trail off and go nowhere.

Its nearest competitor was supposed to be Menace 2 Society, and while it's quotable, the last time I watched it, it was a lot worse than I'd remembered.  Just unconnected scenes that trail off and go nowhere.