The "if you were somebody else, would you want to knee yourself in the groin" test is a good general life lesson, really.

Indeed
James is suffering under the thumb of with two witchy when you someone eat it.

As it turns out, both the Superman and Prince stories are on YouTube:

Agreed on the "Evening With…" DVDs. Don't really care for his films, but the Superman/Jon Peters/Tim Burton story and the Prince story are amazing and hilarious.

In the absence of irrefutable evidence, we cannot know if Grace Park has hips or not.