"Udo is the German champion of The Third Reich"

Oh, and anyone who says Johnny Depp can kiss my black ass.

Am I the only one here who thinks Jim Carrey's awesome? Really? He made:

I rented this film a couple years ago, and got about ten minutes into it before I turned it off. Not because I didn't like it, but because I literally couldn't understand a SINGLE spoken word, such was the thickness of the British accents on display. I mean not one word. I'm surprised the article doesn't mention that.…

So I was totally going to post a comment on here about how much I hate the overuse of the word "enervating", but I see that someone beat me to it.

Read "Reclaiming History" by Vincent Bugliosi, to learn how and why Oswald acted alone. Not only does he go through the facts and the timeline, but at least half the 1,500 page book is dedicated to going over all of the conspiracy theories and debunking them one by one.

YES! Thank you. I thought the first twenty minutes were cool, but then? Yeah, if I never see this again it'll be too soon.

This was the first movie I ever walked out of. Not only did I walk out of it, a little over a half hour in, but I asked for, and actually got, my money back. The manager gave me my cash with a look that suggested he'd done that many, many times before (the screening I went to only had about five people in it, none of…

Can I just say I think she SUCKS as an actress? Like, really really badly? I cannot fathom what people see in her. She's a giant block of wood in everything I've seen her in, other than "The Verdict" with Paul Newman, and even then only because that movie is perfect in every way, and it's therefore mathematically…

I listen to Coldplay. It pisses off hipsters.

"Planes, Trains And Automobiles" is one of my all-time favorite comedies.

So when are they going to make "The Human Moebius Strip"? You know, the one where they're sewn ass to mouth, but then the front guys mouth is sewn to the last guys ass?

I really don't understand what this article's getting at. Like, if we imagine their shitty new stuff is their shitty old stuff, the new stuff (which is now the old stuff) looks like they're slowly getting better, instead of slowly getting worse? Um, OK… I guess. Point taken.

"What if the Stones had made records that dealt candidly with growing old in rock ’n’ roll and apart from your former friends in the band? Would that have been preferable?"

"Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast" is great! Just mentally take out the mumbling, egg-frying bits, and you have three awesome instrumentals

IT'S A WIG!!! IT'S A WIG!!! DEAR LORD WHY ARE WE PRETENDING IT"S ANYTHING ELSE? IT'S A MUTHAFUCKIN' WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jumped the shark" jumped the shark. Like, in '04

Someday AVCLUB will have an interview with a star and then NOT pan their movie. Someday…

THERE IS NO EFFING WAY THAT CHICK IS SIXTEEN. Also, she acts like a tranny, or a really, REALLY unconvincing porn star.