Most people take offense when it seems like someone's putting down something they like. If you keep up with modern music or comics or what-have-you and really enjoy it, and someone comes off to you as "Yeah, that's all pretty much worthless" you might not take that graciously.

I mean "led," sorry.

also they're aliens lead by John Lithgow?

*applauds JustSmileAndNod's rape joke*

It's hot in here, it must be Summer

Let's not forget they're all women, guys. Isn't the statement "She's a woman and can't act" redundant, anyway?

I have a looming inkling feeling (similar to existential dread) that Nick Cannon will be involved in this project.

Apologies (and references)
Sorry, but I just can't get into this article, cuz the vending machine is out of Herr's Salt & Vinegar chips. I can't find them anywhere. I went right for the copier, then I checked the fax machine…

my thin wallet and I thank you.

Has Sir Ahmed Salman Rushdie already tossed his latest trophy aside? Say what you will about the man's books, he gets the possssssay!

Speaking of the series as a whole, can anyone recommend me a starting place for getting into these games? Can I maybe start at Persona 3 for PS2 or do I have to go through the PS1 games first? Or do I have start at the 1966 Ingmar Bergman film, God forbid!!!

This Padma Lakshmi character puzzles me. Is there any point to the voice-over in her commercial? I mean at all? Maybe it answers the question "Who's this hot old broad?" but the rest of it conveys the message "Padma Lakshmi may think highly of herself," and nothing else. A simple subtitle like "Padma Lakshmi,…

"Man in the Mirror" is kind of complicated. Is it about the "think globally, act locally" doctrine or a shallow empty call to action that conveniently tells the wealthy to concentrate on themselves rather than the derelicts they see on their way to the diamond store?

"that's e…E!"
Cuuuute! Sorry I know that as mature internet males we don't objectify women who would never talk to us but: cute.

I was kind of banking on that action never being necessary for me to live, but alright…

Romantic Comedy Contrivances
I like how these movies always seem to endorse a notion of unchangeable destiny and true love, and the man who the woman ends up tied to (by no reason other than fate, of course) is always incredibly handsome. Where's the movie where a…

Romantic Comedy Contrivances
I like how these movies always seem to endorse a notion of unchangeable destiny and true love, and the man who the woman ends up tied to (by no reason other than fate, of course) is always incredibly handsome. Where's the movie where a…

doesn't the woman usually choose the sound, logical choice in these movies? you know, rather than pick the sexy, exciting Byron?

strictly for the obsessive's record:

"Knowing"
a great Lucinda Williams song, apparently not the best of movies.