"Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, you'll be happy to know your son is using the doll to lift up girls' skirts. So he's a voyeuristic pervert with paraphilic obsessions and a possible future rapist. But he's not gay."

TTEVIR gets an A+

the 90's movie also had some inspired overacting by Raul Julia.

There's Chris Ware. But only if you want your life to be destroyed.

you deserve a medal for that

Madea Goes to the Beach
Madea Doesn't Go To the Beach
Madea Contradicts The Christian Concept Of Humility
Madea Really Wants That Cool Boat

I didn't ever think much of the Ernest movies. The Saturday morning kids' show, on the other hand, is unassailable. It's like the Stones to Pee Wee's Playhouse's Beatles. Of kids' shows.

GOD DAMN PARENTHESES!!!
I didn't read the round-bracketed part of the title to this entry, so I got too excited before reading the article! Dammit! Now I have to clean all this gunk off the walls of my chateau!

Best sentence from a Farmer story
From "My Sister's Brother":

Lori Laughlin was always hot though.

What ARE you made of, Philousa?

Like the Da Vinci Code? Check out anime. Or SF in general. Or anything that takes already-established facts and re-explains them. That's the appeal of the Da Vinci Code. I've heard about how it's poorly written and all, but that whole idea that something we know and might encounter every day is not how it appears…

Juventud Guerrera, the pro-wrestler

Big Score was good, but what made Beast amazing to me (and Nabin too, I suspect) was the trans-universal marriage part. But then, the rest of the movie couldn't quite support such an immense concept, brilliant though it was.

"To Captain Bender, he's the best… at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!"

I for one look forward to developing a semi-crush on the sorta-hot redhead psycho theater chick they find to play MJ. Sure, her nose is square-shaped and she's probably got weird issues with one of her parents, but at least she's not fat. And boy, can she sing!

There was also a Spider-Man record in the 60's or 70's. Its name escapes me, and by "escapes me" I mean "is contained in an old issue of Wizard magazine at my parents' house."

"transcend preconceived divisions"
Every album and it's mom does that. Can we all agree that this is as meaningless as "meh"?

Clem Snide is awesome
that's all.

Yeah, this was fringe when it was only on SNL. Now that it's on a CD all the unfunny assholes are gonna find out about it. Unfunny assholes wait for the CD.