Yummsh, what if I DON'T know what you mean?

I kinda had my fingers crossed for the guy who makes Nintendo characters out of coke cans. Now THAT shit is art!

You know, you could go pansexual. They don't perceive gender, and are therefore open to all forms of entertainment. It is a choice, after all, ya know, at.

In all seriousness: group therapy.

What about
The Threetles! But alas, that's not possible anymore…

nope

The Get-Up Kids (minus Jim Dewees) went to my junior high and high school (not the ones I attended, the ones I own).

@Nords

One of my favorite parts about the Office is that some of the characters are so culturally retarded (see the desert island game in "The Fire"). I'm no film professor, but the stuff the public seems to enjoy rarely fails to flabbergast me (see Date My Mom, Dane Cook movies, etc.).

So Kenny G is also an insult comic? Awesome.

Yes. Similarly, that girl you always thought about talking to in junior high was secretly in love with you and turned out to be a nymphomaniac gourmet chef with a doctorate in ball-sucking and unlimited money and charisma. She's married to a European guy who makes the same mistakes repeatedly but makes up for it by…

Yes, and without the art-school Frenchy Frenchy pretentiousness of the Durutti Column. Hence the effortless awesomeness of the Stones.

Book 3:
Mackenzie, aka Zee, baits Kathi by saying she has what she believes to be a pipe of amontillado in the wine cellars of her palazzo. Zee leads a drunken, disoriented Kathi to the catacombs, only to chain her to a wall in a niche and close up the hole! Will Kathi meet her death in the catacombs? Will Zee be…

So you're Australian AND you have a radio show that has "characters"? In your mind? Or neither?

Tiny Tim
I'm slightly confounded that Antony's popularity hasn't brought any posthumous popularity to Tiny Tim. Maybe because he was on Johnny Carson and played a ukulele? Maybe because he's named after a maudlin Dickens character? Regardless, I encourage anyone who digs Antony to check him out, especially Girl, a…

Interviews
I can only imagine what those are like:

I've always found his lyrics kind of dopey, but that comment about how Rivers drew inspiration from Beach Boys lyrics that sound like a 16 year old writing was interesting and enlightening. Cuomo's lyrics are still goofy, anyway.

Not necessarily. He means that at the time they were released, middle school kids were listening to Weezer albums (and they still do, no?). Whether or not YOU were in middle school at the time is irrelevant.

Yeah, speaking of which are we talking about the one with the goofy afro or the skinny goth one? P.S. I'm shallow and judgmental.

eating with wet, pruney hands.