Both actions would feel much less satisfying.

Oh. Well in that case I'm in.

Is she no longer multi-cupped?

Garland had a movie career. Britney has Crossroads.

The only reason I'm aware of his existence is Nabin's thousand or so retweets.

Ha, good, something else to laugh about. Thank you, Australia.

How can we kill the dawes? An annoying gimmick account? An annoying 'sewad' gimmick account with an inverted dawes promo pic for an avatar?

She's our Truman Show?

I totally forgot about his great, long run on Hulk with Sal Buscema.

Micronauts (along with Rom) made for some fan-fucking-tastic reads. Shame about everything else Mantlo wrote.

"It smells like feces more than anything else. I wouldn't worry about it."

Yeah, but that Helvetica cat is pretty cool.

I'm offended by fecal matter on my penis.

I wish I could stock my mind with a voice cast of literary characters. I read ZMF in the voice of Eddie Furlong in T2.

It's awesome, what's not to love about studying such things as arcane carny lingo and the difference between a tope con hilo and a springboard plancha, or mail-ordering DVD sets compiling decade-old Japanese bouts in order to better appreciate the nuance of two sweaty dudes taking turns twisting each other's arms for…

I legitimately like him and am an *avid* twitter follower, so I hope this does earn a few likes. I'm just not one to post anything earnestly positive. AV Club broke that part of me many years and many user accounts ago.

Terry Funk

Hey guys, I know we like to have fun and josh around, but come on now with all this negativity. Let's try this. If you like Michael, like this comment.

I have that problem with Monday Nights Raw and Football, though it's really the liveblogs that kill me.

Keep your horrible truths to yourself.