Free Showtime weekends were always the best weekends. Is it still on Hulu? I think I need to revisit my childhood.

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Dead ears. Mate. You know where I'm going with this.

who?

So is this a dis track against Bubbles the Model? Because I'm ready to take sides and die for my cause.

This person? Are you 80. And living on a boat off the coast of the Galapgos?

By that I mean a gang of street toughs.

I'll take this one, Mike. Give everyone in the office/class/restroom a card. Then announce that each of them is redeemable for sex. See if you get any takers.

Neither is Jamie Curtis' penis but it's still inappropriate dinner conversation.

Why aren't you illadelphians ashamed to say the word Wawa?

It should take until it gives.

Maybe they all changed their names. Or joined a street gang.

Is JVS Adam Warrock, and if so, why?

Dear Michael,

Shit Pu (a golden lab) and Bug Dugs (a shih tzu)

Your loss, fellah

Scans list. Re-scans list in disbelief. Ctrl+F "Royal Rumble!"

There's gonna be like 14 swimming pools, 2 golf courses, a food court with it's own justice system, and 2 floors just for dogs alone and wait for it *turns on
flashing lights atop the model building*, the biggest damn disco you ever saw!

No he isn't. At no point does he do that. That doesn't happen at any point in this article. Not even close but no cigar. Not within 500 feet of that presumably phallic cigar. No. If I could log out right now I'd tell you that you suck.

Oh he's a pander bear, alright. Panders to the hipsters and nerds and the dweebs and the Left. He also happens to be really, really funny. I couldn't give two shakes of a crap about Star Wars, but his take down of George Lucas killed me.  Hit up youtube to listen to his bit on Death Bed, or his diatribe on Christmas…