Worse, he was living them.

Sad
So sad that I already spent my joke in the last article.

DeKnight returns? Yay! DeKnight strikes back? Ok.

:cue awesome Brood theme:

Hmmph, hermaphrodites. Am I right, fellas? This guy knows what I'm talking about.

You got some 'esplaining to do.

Same reason I've never seen Aguirre, Wrath of God.

I see a reflection, Harvey. A reflection.

i have depends sex

please please me

You caved in to this guy? What's our policy on terrorists? Fellate their pistols? Draw targets on our nipples? That's not the Avclubica I remember.

Oh I hope they don't delete that. An inexplicable (assuming no one read the comments) strike-through would be divine.

How dare you confuse muppets for puppets interrobang

I will defend the Umbrella Tree to my dying breath.

It's a kitty?

This Jennifer Love Hewitt: http://thechive.com/2010/10… ?

In fact…

I support this stance.

Gah!

I'm pretty sure Lara Flynn Boyle fits in a shoe box if you fold her right.