Homer holding up the filthy rag he used to wash his neck makes me laugh to this very day. 

I know Kevin owns the rights to Jay and Silent Bob, but isn't Clerks itself a Weinstein property?

I know Kevin owns the rights to Jay and Silent Bob, but isn't Clerks itself a Weinstein property?

I guess his plan to put Clerks 3 on Broadway and sell out the entire six-month run in advance got put on hold for some reason.

I guess his plan to put Clerks 3 on Broadway and sell out the entire six-month run in advance got put on hold for some reason.

Giving him 6 hours to tell a story is just asking for trouble.

Giving him 6 hours to tell a story is just asking for trouble.

And the hotel clerk in "Spinal Tap".

And the hotel clerk in "Spinal Tap".

I'm always a sucker for photo booth montage gags, so the end credits scene was a welcome addition.

I'm always a sucker for photo booth montage gags, so the end credits scene was a welcome addition.

I wonder if Pete or Artis ever talked to Lisa or Skupin to try and make sure they stayed in the alliance. The only interaction we saw with that alliance was Abi yelling at Lisa. They just had too much faith that their 5-4 numbers advantage could sustain them. And if it wasn't for Skupin flipping, they would have been…

I wonder if Pete or Artis ever talked to Lisa or Skupin to try and make sure they stayed in the alliance. The only interaction we saw with that alliance was Abi yelling at Lisa. They just had too much faith that their 5-4 numbers advantage could sustain them. And if it wasn't for Skupin flipping, they would have been…

I figured that giving Artis his first talking-head scene in about three weeks was a sign he was getting the boot.

I figured that giving Artis his first talking-head scene in about three weeks was a sign he was getting the boot.

Ah, Colleen. *sigh*

Ah, Colleen. *sigh*

You see this?

You see this?

Apparently one of his kids hit the bottle pretty hard in the late 80's and he cut her off for a couple years. I think she's back in the fold now.