HODOR!

I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I
dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus.
Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn… but the troops
were dazzled.

Tony, did you pay the Iron Price for that suit?

Sounds like it might be Ygritte's ill-considered counter-point response to "The Lord's Kiss"…

Too bad you have to settle for your 2nd choice again…

Now, we don't tie ourselves in knots over discrete bits of buggery…

North of the Wall, we know how to do a handjob from birth…

Next on Game of Snakes and Ladders…

So "Rabbit Skinning" is some sort of double-entendre, right?!?!

@avclub-eb70e805387fd94edd03a9fb68dbce6d:disqus Well, not for long anyway…

I was getting a real Princess Bride vibe from Qyburn:  "What did this do to you?  And remember, this is for posterity so be honest.  How do you feel?"

Completely agree.  Never liked Patchface, but really like the idea of him.  This is the best of both…

"You know nothing John Snow…  OHHHH!!!!!"

@avclub-b833bdfd29ffbdf069ec2db478095059:disqus  I would characterize Pod's master of perversions subplot more as a strap-on than an add-on…

Absolutely.  I was melting and writhing like Wanda Gershwitz hearing Archie Leach recite Russian poetry…

Not so sure.  Hard to see where he goes beyond "Frosted Tree Bran"…

Not so sure.  I've had bad experiences with too much Bran…

Jesus…

@avclub-cb10f554d73e40f723febf42a006a887:disqus  ARYA  "I'm poor as a mouse…"     
TYWIN  "I'm richer than Midas…"
BOTH  "But nothing on earth; Could ever divide us!
And if tomorrow, I'm a poor cupbearer, too—
I don't need anything but you!"

@avclub-7833d176ad6f6dde5efc95848e6f47a8:disqus Not Hodor, but @avclub-f6fd356ed18363bcd20888b0f4b6b113:disqus