I don't know, she's obviously attractive and blonde and bone-thin and all that, but she completely lacks anything resembling sex appeal or sexual charisma.

HE JUST NEEDS MORE GLUE

Ah yes, Rihanna's famous Coolio phase.

… waiting for it? You've never been to a brunch place that advertises "house-made ketchup"?

Just as I can never read about/see a poster for Guys and Dolls without thinking "Guys and Dolls… we're a bunch of crazy Guys and Dolls… lalalala Guys are Dolls", I can't read about Fiddler on the Roof and not think of Community's all-black version, Fiddler Please.

True, but I imagine for kids who watched it, the movie will mean something very different in a few years time.
Like for those of us who saw Toy Story or the like as a kid.

Wait is that weird?
I'd rather have two burgers than one burger and fries. Fries don't really do much for me.

Yeah, getting a hot young spouse is reason enough.
As long as he's happy, I'm happy.

Same here. I think I was in my early twenties before I found out about the rest of it.

I'd imagine she didn't make all that much for Wolf of Wall Street.

So I convinced a friend to watch a few episodes of Fringe, which he's now as in love with as I am.
And every time I rewatch it I just get a little angry that Anna Torv isn't in everything. She's so fucking good at being bad-ass, and vulnerable, and wicked hot, and swaggering about as Fauxlivia, and switching back to…

Definitely not just you. That man is all kinds of fine.

What if said writer was desperately attempting to imbue every line of that piece with oh-so-clever snark, so the piece reads like a restaurant review for a small-town failing newspaper?

Here goes the hair
here goes the hair

Sure, but they're coming up on a decade of fame and also it would be pretty odd to post on a website devoted to, say, professional sports just to talk about how you'd never even heard of that LeBron James guy, why's everyone talking about him, has he done something?

LADIES, AM I RIGHT?

I suppose it's possible that I was one of the very small population of 9-year-old girls who were NOT watching In Living Color and Martin in 1995, yes.

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If
you poison us, do we not die?

Damn. I wish the show had a larger audience because I really don't want to see it cancelled, but also because I wish upon this post so many upvotes.

It provides some context for her fame, I guess. Without being a Hilton, I don't think Paris would have become the phenomenon "Paris Hilton".