@avclub-a30886189696ec2f02253bd337deef8b:disqus  Have you… have you ever been to Islay? You might change your mind.

How does it compare to "much skrilla"? NEED ANSWER FAST.

How does it compare to "much skrilla"? NEED ANSWER FAST.

@avclub-e7a493b9b2145a9a61cbd4a62c12b171:disqus  Hmmm. So you enjoy scatological humor, find your wife annoying, and enjoy when she's upset?
*ponders*
I think we have our new cast! Do you have cute and/or funny looking kids that can memorize shitty not-funny catchphrases?

@avclub-e7a493b9b2145a9a61cbd4a62c12b171:disqus  Hmmm. So you enjoy scatological humor, find your wife annoying, and enjoy when she's upset?
*ponders*
I think we have our new cast! Do you have cute and/or funny looking kids that can memorize shitty not-funny catchphrases?

Goddamn you I didn't even click and the song is stuck in my head.

Goddamn you I didn't even click and the song is stuck in my head.

I'm thinking three hours of Ben Wyatt and his toy Gandalfs and talking about the reasons he didn't like the Jackson interpretations.

I'm thinking three hours of Ben Wyatt and his toy Gandalfs and talking about the reasons he didn't like the Jackson interpretations.

The dialogue is written entirely by the type of shut-in teenage girls who named him Figwit in the first place. It reads like Twilight. It makes eleventy billion dollars.

The dialogue is written entirely by the type of shut-in teenage girls who named him Figwit in the first place. It reads like Twilight. It makes eleventy billion dollars.

PO-TA-TOES?! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

And Technology!

I knew what marion berries were long before I'd heard of Marion Barry and assumed that his name was the joke for a long time.

I knew what marion berries were long before I'd heard of Marion Barry and assumed that his name was the joke for a long time.

It's brunch if they serve you a bit of fruit/slice of cantaloupe with your egg dish, and if they're serving fresh squeezed orange juice for $6 a glass.

It's brunch if they serve you a bit of fruit/slice of cantaloupe with your egg dish, and if they're serving fresh squeezed orange juice for $6 a glass.

@avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus  We call it… OC Disorder.

@avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus  We call it… OC Disorder.

They just wanted a small college experience, okay?!