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So Kylie Minogue was in this one too?

I also implore Jesus to stop this remake.  Why can't they stop f-ing up perfectly good movies??  Next they will do Casablance with Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams. 

Lay off of Home Shopping Network you sonofabitch. Grouping it with the horror of Whitney is just darn mean.
If I want to buy lots of stuff and be on Hoarders, that's my prerogative.  (Crap, now that song is stuck in my head). 
I'm off to order more Tori Spelling stationary WITHOUT GETTING OFF THE COUCH. 

The Dalek in the basement. 
Awse. 

If you see Keanu Reeves or Sandra Bullock by any of them….

Maybe they can change that and put her in no sketches.  I am tired of seeing her tired teeth in every sketch. 
Typing this made me tired.

Don't tell me there are no cameos by the best starts of the series…Dustin Nguyn and Peter Deluise?

Do crawfish masturbate too?

Tres meanings.  Rebound is also an effect when you get if you go off of some meds cold turkey and end up getting your symptoms back even worse than they were before.