Dat ass.

Yo Walking Dead bros, if you dawgs love post-apocalyptic blood and gore, you'll definitely dig this slow-paced, downbeat period piece we got going over here! Look at all the BONING that happens!

Carl is a master of theological argumentation.

The Harlan Roulette scene was fantastic; my hands were sweating by the end of it.

I prefer this episode to the premiere because at least there was less Shitty Blonde Girl this time.  Are they gonna tease us finally being relieved of her presence every episode now?

I'm not sure if it was just because it reminded me of that Louie episode, but I laughed every time they did the long close up on Jesus-face.

This show desperately, desperately need to make its characters interesting. When the most memorable character on the show is the black guy from the first episode, you know something's wrong. Especially when most of the episode is people meandering around looking vaguely distressed, like this one.

So I guess Crawl Space is an A now?

And the annual "Boxing Match" Award for Best Box-Related Award Category Title goes to…

Ted fucked Skyler! Ted fucked Walt! Ted fucked Holly! Ted fucked Saul! Ted fucked everyone!

The idea of Jesse, Mike, and Gus rolling together outta Mexico…

Classic Breaking Bad moments of the week:

But more importantly, how did Jesse get early access to Rage?

I apologize in advance.
Clear eyes, full stomachs, can't lose.

And, of course, this was mentioned in the review. What I get for not reading the whole thing before posting I guess.

The Unsliced Pizza
A friend of mine pointed out that the unsliced pizza conversation could be referencing the fact that the pizza Walt threw on the roof wasn't sliced (otherwise it would probably all fly apart in midair).

On the subject of Hank…
"My minerals, Marie. A rock is something a whore buys with money."

On the subject of Hank…
"My minerals, Marie. A rock is something a whore buys with money."

The Dothraki are the barbarian dudes.
Quick question: How do they handle the language barrier between the Dothraki and Daenerys/Viserys? As I understand it they've created a language for them, but it seems like it would be a whole lot of effort for all those scenes do be in fake-tribal-speak.

Really, there isn't a better time than now to read the books, since:
a) The half-decade wait for book five will be over in July.
b) You won't have to worry about spoiling assholes while watching the series
c) You'll have the TV show to keep the series fresh in your mind during the wait between books.