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Time Travel
Just…time travel. Despite Austin Powers' admonition not to, I can't help but think about it too hard. Besides being generally confusing, it's lazy writing at best and cloying at worst. Star Trek has been guilty of it numerous times, and I was sad to see that trope trotted out once again in the otherwise

Pseudonym?
Olympia Stone? This movie is only 62 minutes? Has everyone already gone home for the weekend? Why do I care?

Dean's Comic Booth
Is a great place for comics-page mashups, and a worthy complement to The Comics Curmudgeon. The movies that solely use Mary Worth dialogue for their scripts are particularly hilarious.

Hyuk.
I can't believe they're not getting Noah Wyle to play John Carter in the ER On Mars movie.

#s 19-213
Every episode of Night Court.

Firefox
I loved this movie when I was a kid. Exploding Vietnamese girls, friendly Soviets who naturally get gunned down for helping Clint, and that badass plane…okay, not his best work, but save some love for Firefox!

I read them all the time. I'm not a fan of the newer stories (really, anything post-80s), and the digests are frustrating because they clumsily white-out dated references from the originals and insert even more dated references (instead of "rapping" with his "fellows", Archie now "hollas" at his "peeps", or something

My list was not meant to be complete; rather an off-the-cuff response to My Tongue's dismissal of all "double" albums (however you wish to interpret the term).

London Calling
Double Nickels on the Dime
Bitches Brew
Blonde on Blonde
Black Moses
Zen Arcade
Abattoir Blues/Lyre of Orpheus
Quadrophenia
Physical Graffiti
1999
Exile on Main St.

Oh, you win. While I have experienced the Passion Play in Eureka Springs, AR and The Lost Colony in Manteo, NC, I have only dreamed of seeing Unto These Hills, and have not the nerve to even touch the hem of one who has experienced The Cotton Patch Gospel. Such is the burden of those of us who choose to live in the

Only a damn elitist Yankee worries about proper punctuation, Bi'tch.

Um, North Carolina?
'Cause that's where she's from.

They eat Babe at the end.

Actually, I don't think Talk Talk ever had an album called Talk Talk. The song "Talk Talk" was on The Party's Over. Talk. Talk?

I saw Radiohead open for REM. This was back when Radiohead had songs and played guitars and such. REM was good, but Radiohead was more memorable.

Baby, why you wanna wash yo breasts in the sink? That's nasty, baby.

Okay, I'll give you that Geoffrey Rush and Noah Taylor were good in it, and that the music was awesome, but the movie felt kinda contrived and manipulative.

I liked this better
when it was called Shine.

They're also valuable for showing movies that aren't readily available on DVD. The Bed Sitting Room, The World's Greatest Sinner, The Enchanted Cottage, & Diary of a Madman are ones that are still taking up space on my DVR. I've requested that TCM do the legwork on making them available on DVD in the US, so here's

I used to watch Dark Shadows from the safety of underneath my great-grandmother's bed. It was my first experience with being attracted to/terrified of something, and I couldn't get enough.