Jesus.

Who hurt you?

Are you Cameron Espositio?

Well, penises are pretty gross.

Sure. I'm a straight, white, male. I'm sure I have plenty of privilege.

She absolutely does.

She's been doing comedy for ten years now. If being funny was in her wheelhouse, I feel she would have used it already.

I gotta say, setting it up so that anyone with a legitimate criticism of anything you do just gets written off as a misogynistic/homophobic nerd was a great move. Seriously.