I'm just waiting for an episode where Troy and Abed have some good old gay sex. I think my dream has a chance now!

…but this show plays out scenarios like this all the time, why is this the one time it bothers you?

Slightly interesting point about cinema vs. movies. The divide of intent is prevalent in all art though. We wouldn't have The Great Gatsby if Fitzgerald didn't need money to fund his alcoholism. If the audience can't tell the difference in an artist's intent then does it matter at all? I don't think it's safe to be…

They're better than my shitty legs

Is this all just a part of my freaky dream?

Where's the part of this story with actual drugs?

Huge hack, man!

Wait, so I should or should not be excited about Julian Casablancas? Can someone please translate?

I would love for the show to kill Pierce off in a hilarious way but I feel like the way they've been emphasizing the lovey-dovey nature of the group tells me this will not be happening

I guess that's just Jamm he does it!

That is a male deer, not a moose!

Lennie… I understand that reference.

Doesn't it actually make sense that they didn't put much effort into spending time addressing potential noise ordinance violations?

…I don't believe this…

This is the greatest album ever created by a group of human beings

I understand this joke

Hey my cousin is Mahky Mahk!

This dude has a pretty goddamn weak immune system. They cancelled that NYC show in December like 6 hours before it started due to his laryngitis. I'm glad I caught the Boston show a couple of weeks ago before this bullshit.

"Cat's in the Cradle" was a great pick for David's death

I can't tell if this is a joke about the O2 Arena or just about him being out of breath…