It's all fun and games till some one loses an eye.

Will we finally learn how to date Diana Rigg?

*Looks surprised - Monocle falls into soup*

Yo! Got your Upside Down here! This shit will change your world!

I saw an article with the Duffers and they said Barb was the "Breakout" character. This makes me fear for next season. Wrong take away.

Or is this the challenge that Matt Damon has been waiting for?

Dear Sir or Madam,
I would like to apply for a position as "Internet Detective". I believe I would be perfect for this position because I recently discovered how to date Natalie Dormer. As well as a phenomena called "Planking". If hired for this postion I assure you, "You Will Not Believe What Happens Next"!

I was at work one day in Austin and heard the door open behind me I turned around and it was Amber. My draw literally dropped, just for a second, she caught it and smiled and we just carried on. It just isn't fair for someone to be so good looking. But still, just, wow. Off the scale.

Pardoning O.J. and giving the job to him would be a classier move.

I know I'm weird but I don't really get nostalgic for any pop culture from my youth. I've either watched or read everything to death. Community replaced 30 Rock which replaced The Simpsons. Now I'm looking for the next Community.

Jared who?

" An Irish and a Jew walk into a Chinese laundry; with a gay duck…"

OK, I've given up on waiting for "Bork! Bork! Bork!" the Swedish Chef's cooking competition show I keep having reoccurring dreams about.

Um, who's there?

She gives great elbow boob.

I thought this season stumbled on and never really recovered from the second episode. I binged season 1 and 2 as quick as I could and went back and re-watched them soon after. Took me a week to get through this season. It has the 3 great episodes and then a bunch of meh. I was disappointed by the payoff in this…

That is clearly a sheriff's star. Typical media crap. Trying to smear black metal with Limp Bizkit references.

*Close-up on the terrified woman's eyes as the wsssk, wsssk, wsssk, of The Corduroy Killers slacks slowly approach*

You dropped me at "Baz Luhrmann".

I read your username as " last pants you will ever hear", which sounds like a episode title for CM. One featuring the Corduroy Killer.