Instagram I could do, but a reality show sounds too much like work. Can't I just get a business manager to start a clothing line?

So there is no element of this movie that hasn't been seen before in the other Marvel ensemble movies. Not low stakes, no stakes. But, yeah, you don't want to risk a billion dollars taking by chances.

No, senseless death as real senseless death instead of a lame-ass way to introduce The Black Panther.

Yeah, but Slovakia isn't Connecticut. It's fine if Cap refuses to sign some papers from the U.N., he's just standing on "principle". But if he disobeys a direct order from the President of the United States to sign or turn in his suit and shield, he's a traitor… to America. Different stakes.

The set designer thought this was a DC show so the Globe on the right is Earth-2.

I really think Hayley Atwell is destined for bigger things than this.

No death only counts if you can use it as a plot device to introduce the Black Panther.

And the writers couldn't write around that? Agent Coulson, who's death was the thing that pulled the Avengers together as real team in the first Avengers movie wound up getting his own TV show and a cool metal hand. If Vision doesn't have the same benefits package that's on him.

So the thing that I always find craziest and most unbelievable about this show is Henry Allen is proud, supportive and protective of his son. So is Joe, well, at least the one Barry didn't get killed on Earth-2. I thought superhero shows had rules.

I did a thorough security review for them recently and aside from, you know, locking the doors, the next thing I recommended, STOP VALIDATING PARKING! It really cuts down on the meta-riff-raff.

Yeah, I'll show them some life HACKS…

There were a LOT of TED talks just showing up randomly in my queue. At least I think they were TED talks… this one is my favorite https://youtu.be/fSTIke5So0M

And CW was true to the comic? If he gets a bad focus group for having basically no personality? Or they can't fit him in the budget for both movies? That I could see.

But the Rick Santorum rest stop, right?

Ha! Point to you. But seriously, watch Bloodlines… that's sad.

I know. My point is Marvel will never ever risk those billions and billions of dollars so it'll just be the same elements over and over just like it's been till now.

I know. I suggest you watch Bloodlines if your looking for a real Netflix treat.

No, I'm just suggesting that there might have been actual drama and stakes instead of the same old recycled elements as every other Avenge-type superhero movie. Marvel just wants those billions.

I cancelled my subscription because the only decent program they produced was BoJack Horseman as the rest of the selections and original content got crappier and crappier. They didn't even bother ask me to check a click box why I was cancelling. Arrogant. Apparently al lot of people agree looking at their last earning…

If the catalyst for the "Civil War" had been a bunch of American schoolkids blown up during the filming of a reality TV show like in the comic this might have had some some drama or consequences something to actually say. Instead just more bland Marvel crap.