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Do you really need to aim a rocket launcher from 100 ft. away? Or just kinda point it? Either way the bow gave him a steady hand.

Daryl was always a superhero he just kept it on the DL so no one would go after his friends. The upgrade from bow to rocket launcher is to sweet. Just try to fuck with him now.

Eh? What? What time is it? 7:25. Please speak directly into my ear trumpet sonny!
*nods off muttering*

"St. Vincent makes the Rolling Stones funky with her cover of “Emotional Rescue”"

"Ted Cruz pulls campaign ad featuring former softcore actress." Is this code for something? Just asking for a friend.

Well, it did change everything…

This show has always been prone to maximize drama at the expense of characterization. The one thing that it's always done well are the big moments. Charlotte sticking her knife into Wells' neck. Because she, in her childish understanding took Bellamy's advice to "Slay the monsters" too literally. Forcing Bellamy to

Well, it's only 6 episodes, but they saved the worst for last. You pays your Hulu scrip, and you takes your chances.

What are you talking about? Suddenly everything makes sense. Sexy, funny sense.

Yeah, who's says public service is dull and joyless.

I love how when Liv heard there were 3 bodies she licked her lips like it was buffet time… D'oh!

Now you're just making Du Clark blush. Stop it!

The proper format for an article recap should always be a listicle.

I like to think that there is a race of aliens who have evolved on a distant planet, and achieved the technological means to travel light years across the universe to specifically distract Gerhardt men at the moment of their deaths.

Or vice versa.

I give Jenny's beau and Betsy Ross back in a heart beat.

Yeah. It used to be clever and fun. Remember when Ben Franklin's famous kite experiment was tied into a plot. (I really forget what, but it was amusing) And every founding father was some sort of blackguard or plagiarist and only worthy of Icabod's scorn? *Sighs*

Every show they've ever produced has run off the rails. They obviously just don't care enough to see a project through. Fuck them.

This is making me sad now. This could have been a fun, engaging, effecting show but now it's just like plain, cold, unsalted oatmeal. I despise Orci and Kurzman. Every show just collapses.

That's right, blame the victim. That guitar was just begging to be smashed.