I feel like the show is building to a gradual revelation that Schmidt is bisexual. It just seems too easy.

I liked Melancholia but, for some reason, it feels like von Trier's weakest film to me (albeit with some of his best moments - i.e. the opening montage). I did appreciate his portrayal of nihilism and depression, though. You can tell it came from a very personal place.

There's probably a niche market of folks who'd pay good money just to see any random assortment of celebrities mutilated. It started with Gwyneth Paltrow, next… Contagion II: Kate Winslet's Autopsy.

It's in James's contract.

Has anyone mentioned Persona yet? Creepy stuff.

That movie is ridiculously scary. What is it about family films from the 80's and 90's being so goddamn frightening? Not that I don't miss it.

Watching that ending in total darkness after midnight is the worst idea ever. Or maybe the best. Especially when you absolutely do not see it coming.

You mean to tell me there's a movie wherein Leslie Nielsen's head is eaten by his own penis? Like that's a thing… that actually happened? I'm so googling this now.

I'm sorry but "not terrifying," my ass! If an alien ran by my kid's birthday party I'd both shit my pants and get my family the fuck out of there as fast as I could - in that order.

I actually felt my sanity crack a little the moment I witnessed the horror that is Dern-face. Fuck you, David Lynch. Also: you're amazing.

The fact that we're given absolutely no clue what happens to the children - but especially Veruca Salt - is unnerving, to say the least.

The first 10 minutes of Scream remains one of the best things Wes Craven has ever done. I jokingly refer to it as one of my favorite short films. I still root for Drew Barrymore each and every time.

Ah! Large Marge! Can't believe that wasn't mentioned in the AVQ&A.

My jaw literally dropped at that moment. That's when I knew this movie would hold a special place in my heart for all time (as if the other scenes didn't do the trick). Call it love at first bite.

This show sounds like an instant guilty pleasure. I need to check it out. And Psycho Chris Zylka sounds too good to miss. How long before an x-rated parody surfaces called The Secret Circle Jerk?

"…like asking which of my children I hate the most. I hate them all equally, and I don’t even have kids." I'm so using that!

That video gets even funnier when you pretend the Japanese kidnapped Ford and locked him in a room with nothing but Uncharted 3 to entertain him. And I love the obviousness of it all. "Now say something about the graphics, Harrison!"

Yeah, it's been on an upswing for quite some time. Stick around; you won't regret it.

They'll even throw in a gas leak.

It's always shocking to wake up and find that yet another part of your life has been relegated to a bygone era. It just feels weird saying "back when films were shot on actual film…" Welcome to the post-celluloid world, I guess.