First one that came to mind for me

Actually, very little, if any, of Bill Hicks' humor was ""I don't understand this thing and didn't take the time to try.  I will
misinterpret the stuff that I do know so that I can mock the thing that
scares me and that I don't comprehend."

Aren't you the guy who was hating on OWS? Not quite as "liberal as they come."

Let's not anyone go crazy and say things we might regret later

Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking about their mail all week

"Take Care: 4 Dawes out of 5"

@avclub-152d284f09f019baf5bd08e6f41dd2d4:disqus  Lucky for him, it wasn't actually a very good point

I swear you could pick out all the nerds based on who didn't show up to work today

I love his hilarious reviews except when I see pictures of him, because he's always got this stupid smug smile that makes me want to punch him in the face

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus Actually, Al Qaeda is not a top-down organization like our media acts. Al Qaeda is sort of a catch-all term for middle-easterners who act out against US foreign policy. Al Qaeda in Iraq is very different from Al Qaeda in Pakistan or Al Qaeda in Afghanistan and when our…

"liked" so hard

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus  Actually, outside of the governments vague assertions that we killed "Al Qaeda operatives" (AKA brown people) there is no reason to assume we killed any guilty people in that drone strike. Maybe you meant a couple weeks earlier when they killed Anawar Al-Waki, a US…

No, I am not personally being harassed by the FBI. I just happen to think that warrantless wiretapping, the erosion of our civil liberties, and war crimes like torture are not a fair trade-off for two middling TV shows. I wouldn't even put up with that shit for Breaking Bad.

That's MY philosophy on vagina. …. Small small world

No, I don't think his comment was meant to victimize homosexuals. I just think that a lot of homosexuals have been victimized by overgrown frat boys like Brett Ratner and it is distasteful to see him casually throwing around a word that many gay people associate with some of the worst moments of their life

You just have to be a very wealthy sociopath

Not as much as they love a conservative historical rewrite

It protected us from that 16-year-old kid and his 12-year-old cousin they murdered in a drone strike last week

No. It's not.