It was me. I was the naked man with the fudgesicle

Michael Clayton Esq pretty much nailed it. If you hate him because he's fat you are an idiot, and I'm not sure you even exist, because I've never met anyone who hates him because he's fat. However, if you hate him because he's a lazy hack, or because he's a chickenhawk warmonger, or because he's a racist homophobe, or…

Kevin Nealon makes me vomit

Word

Seriously? He is? Well, fuck, now I have to second-guess everything he's ever done.

I read what you wrote and spent like a straight minute and a half trying to figure out what you meant before finally realizing the first word wasn't Downtown. Jesus.

No sir. Not a thing wrong with that at all

I would point out to that person that Nicolas Cage was carrying roughly the same 1-to-3 good-to-bad ratio in the 2000's too, and suggest that they actually fit in category 1. I would encourage that person to just let go and embrace the fact that he actually still likes Nic Cage and that's perfectly okay

Yeah. Here are the four possibilities:

But we needed one more bullshit non-cliffhanger for when the movie comes out and Ari balances the new job offer and home life, or refuses to take the job, or leaves his wife and marries Dana, or whatever.

You know who could really use self-lacing shoes? Michael J. Fox. Because of his Parkinsons. Terrible disease. Terrible Terrible disease.

Wow. GaryX just admitted to the internet that he's bad at sex. Awkward

I've been catching up on that lately. I normally don't care for showbusiness/ celebrity interviewing podcasts, but WTF kicks ass. Just got done with the Carlos Mencia two-parter. Pure gold.

I don't enjoy reading GQ magazine at all. The articles are boring and all of the men on the cover look like douchebags