Pussy!

Pussy!

Jeez, I'd have settled for $20 and a "Best Value" brand Microwaveable Pocket Sandwich

Jeez, I'd have settled for $20 and a "Best Value" brand Microwaveable Pocket Sandwich

Pirate based shows are ratings gold. Just look at PirateMaster!

I loved Almost live as a kid that show was awesome, plus it launched Bill Nye. I demand a feature!

Here is the description from comcast 
"Problems occur when two brides are brought into a closely knit family. Peggy Wood. Benny: Ian Hunter…. Tastefully produced."
How the fuck does that sound fascinating todd?

That joke single handedly redeemed this episode. 
"Its not just a car, Its a tent on wheels!""First I had to find a Pontiac dealership, which wasn't easy.Then I told them I wanted to buy an Aztek.And then I paid them 400 dollars."Goddamn brilliant.

@OhthePossibilities:disqus Is that the one where someone tests my ability to tolerate their shitty and unnecessary remake, and then I repeatedly kick them in the genitals?

Once again, Fuck you Michael Bay

Or at least most shrieking per minute of survivor.

Fuck you Michael Bay.

I agree, this looks Wes Anderson-y as shit. Perhaps even the most Wes Anderson-y of all Wes Anderson's films

You have offended the gays. They want nothing to do with this bullshit.

They aren't bad, more of a hilariously depressing spin on Trenton. Definitely quick reads, but a few steps above romance novels in terms of quality.

hehe, northern light search engine used to be a thing.

You mean they're both completely irrelevant to today's society?

Does he play a ¡Carrot!?

I was expecting them to pull out hangers the whole damn time the pterodactyls were attacking. Big expensive cgi hangers.

That's Stormageddon Dark Lord of All, to you buddy.