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Honestly, I think the runaway success of Wonder Woman will help turn that back.

Tess of the Symbiotes.

The Venom-as-hero does make a little more sense when you consider that Eddie's always been driven more by hatred of Peter than by EEEEEVIL!!!!

After the sixth seal…so more like Revela7ions!

Goddammit, Joacquin.

Neither do I.

Jesus, who genuinely gives a shit that a show named "Genius" is featuring Pablo Picasso?

Also…have you read UFF (the series that Trank was trying to adapt)?

Michael B. Jordan.

Or they had a script, and wanted the second-best actor in the 25-30 range to play a guy who's both magnetic and damaged.

And yet…his Reed was listed in just about every review as one of the two things that worked in that entire movie.

Seriously. It's just fucking obnoxious at this point.

Hmmm…with the utter perfection of Moore's plot structure preventing Lindelof from going off the rails, combined with his capacity to actually understand the book's themes, this could actually be a surprisingly great choice.

I'd love an animated Freakangels…

Ugh, it was so stupid.

On the plus side…Ant-Man turned out perfectly fine after the same thing happened.

Do you realize what you're asking me?

If they've seen him in The Spectacular Now or Whiplash, he must have been being ridiculously assholish.

Idiots who can't understand the possibility of hating the Tories without feeling the need to typographically fellate Labour's version of Nigel Farage are exactly the problem, and the reason that Blair is the only Labour leader to win an election in the past 40 years

…and you're going to keep pretending that May's psychotic platform had nothing to do with it, and they only increased their vote share through the leadership of a Leaver shitbird who contradicted the platform his party had that success on immediately after the election?