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Call Me Carlos the Dwarf
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I've never denied that I'm a dick.

So, to be clear:

I will say that Crocker, from Q&C, is probably Rucka's single greatest male character (give or take Ferdinand!).

YES! Planetary is incredible!!!!

I do think he did a great job of repairing Cyke, post AvX…as much as I wanted more of Gillen.

I do think he had a great handle on Danny in Daredevil (and The Pulse, for that matter!).

I think he turned DD into what he always should have been by ruining him.

Eh, I think it was very in-character for Diana to want to sleep with him…and it made the end far more palatable for my blood.

FERDINAND!

She can be a clay god brought to life by Zeus!

I loved when she yells at him for not fighting his orders…and he just says "I'm going anyway."

Well, there's the fact that she's the God-Killer, not the sword.

I honestly think that Evans' Cap is a little more Superman-y than the 616 version.

I think he was saying they weren't "centered around a heroine" in terms of marketing…even if the narrative definitely was.

I still think that she was built from clay, and then Zeus animated her with his dying breaths to create her.

He's pointing out that TFA's marketing painted it far more heavily as a "Boy Movie," trying to minimize Rey's role relative to what it actually was.

I don't think the MCU is very comics-focused at all.

"Hi, I don't think we've met. I'm Clint."

My first reaction to Antiope getting hit was "GRAB THE PURPLE HEALING RAY!!!"

Yeah, those guys were CRACKLING on the screen…and I totally buy that Steve was in love with her after spending 3 days running around together.