…that's not accurate at all.

…but, of course, the only reason any of the guys existed was to throw their penises at those girls, who could pretty much do no wrong in their eyes.

Holy shit! I just Googled that, and it's absolutely perfect.

"…seriously? Aktion."

"THEY'RE ALL I HAVE LEFT!!!!!!!!" genuinely hit me.

Fuck, that was dark.

His character didn't really have a role in the plot after they escaped prison.

Ellis is writing it!

It's written by Warren Ellis. It's going to be good.

Or you could make a qualitative criticism of the comic, rather than bitching about how the themes making you uncomfortable means it's bad.

WARREN ELLIS!

And, more importantly, how on Earth does that make him a "more worthy" inheritor of Xavier's dream…than one of Xavier's child soldiers?!

Eh, he's famous.

Even as the main criticism of the current comics is "This art upsets me and forces me to question my assumptions, so it's bad!"

"You can do anything you want…and all you want to do is help people."

Seriously.

Superman's not "supposed to be the equal to Batman in morals."

What about Ben Wyatt FanFiction and Leslie Knope Headlines?!

ZMF!!!!!! Where you been, man?

But how was J. Quinton Johnson?!