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And, if nothing else, Brubaker always has a tight plot.

I actually prefer Goldfish to Jinx. Sam and Twitch was pretty great, too.

Same here.

Sick! I fucking love Torso.

A movie that the critics pretty much unanimously agreed he was the sole redeeming facet of?

Seriously…his performances in The Spectacular Now and Whiplash stand up with any of MBJ's movies.

And, funnily enough, the consensus of the reviews was pretty much "The only part of the movie that works is when Teller carries the beginning…and when they let Michael B. Jordan do his thing."

Eh, Teller's a solid order of magnitude more talented than Elgort.

Oh, you mean the Esquire article where he then talks about how a ton of the friends he got that tattoo with have since died in car accidents, which informed his performance in Rabbit Hole?

Brubaker+Teller? This sounds fucking awesome.

Is this supposed to not be awesome?

Sex House!

Eh. Danny probably beat him.

It's not that honored standups "get away with it." It's that adults don't get pissed when people use terms rhetorically, in the pursuit of a greater point, unless that point itself is offensive.

Yeah!

It's deeply confusing to me that anyone thinks S1 approaches the quality of S4-6.

I would have enjoyed a Jessica Jones of exactly the same length that had any PI cases whatsoever!

I mean…you're literally describing Danny's biggest flaw, in the world of the show.

Eh. Lady Bullseye calls herself that in homage to the original. It's foundational to her characterization.

Eh, I get the feeling that Danny was laser focused on becoming the Iron Fist, to the point where he never really took the time to understand what it meant.