No; the Kipling version is the best.

You'd have to stand off and nuke 'em from orbit.

She drinks dirt, to remove "toxins"?
What are these "toxins", exactly? I mean, if one did a blood test before and after drinking the stuff, would one notice a difference?

Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin A,K.A. Colossus.

"Discreetly, Jake."

Use a blindfold. Reach out with your other senses.

…Then again, it could be a monster hit and all the Agents could have guest spots of an episode or two on the new show…

But… Matthew Fox was in a Tyler Perry movie. He shaved his head and lost a ton of weight to demonstrate commitment to the role and everything.

…And that writer's name is Jeph Loeb.

Mack was made acting head because he's awesome.
A more pertinent question is why don't the writers exploit the obvious chemistry between him and Daisy, rather than 'shipping that piece of balsa wood she's hanging around with?

"You may scold a carpenter who has made you a bad table, though you cannot make a table. It is not your trade to make tables"
Samuel Johnson.

"If your going to crash…"

Jason Alexander ; basically he'd just have to be George from Seinfeld. I look more like a slightly less debauched Charlie Sheen, but Alexander's portrayal of baffled, permanently simmering rage at the unfairness of life and his unwillingless to learn any lessons from past mistakes, however stupid, really nail the…

The episode looked great, as usual, but for fuck's sake, Amberle! Is this clumsy, knock kneed girl who can barely contain her panic over a couple of peasants in bad mullets the same one that ran a race blindfolded and later stabbed Wil to prove her resolve? Here, she's falling over, dropping her sword and scabbard (it…

Good tip, thank you.
I can see me doing it drinking wine and getting maudlin, though ; ending up hugging some long-forgotten t—shirt and swearing eternal fidelity to it after having previously discarded it . Think Martin Sheen at the end of the mirror breaking scene in Apocalypse Now, only less dignified.

I remember it as one of the first films where the actor's physique, and the fact that he's lost weight and muscled up for the role, was a major feature of the movie's marketng strategy. I think Travolta published one of those , "How to look as awesome as I did in this role" books, too.

Go on, say it : "I'll be in my bunk."

Depends; do we consider a bottle of wine to be "influential chemicals"?
Because if so, then yes, certainly. Quite often. Perhaps too often.

This sounds like an interesting experiment. I shall have to try it; though I'm not sure I posess your self discipline to follow through. I think I'll probably cave and put everything back afterwards.

It's more likely he's a Skrull; in which case he'll just morph into an even uglier lookin' alien.