*Adopts irritating, "yes, I have insider knowledge at the Beeb, actually" voice*; Cumberbatch was offered the Dr. Who role before Matt Smith, but turned it down, presumably because he sensed he was too awesome to be typecast by some kid's show.

*Adopts irritating, "yes, I have insider knowledge at the Beeb, actually" voice*; Cumberbatch was offered the Dr. Who role before Matt Smith, but turned it down, presumably because he sensed he was too awesome to be typecast by some kid's show.

Re: the D+. You're so wrong, I'm embarrassed for you. Maybe you should go review a show you actually like?

Re: the D+. You're so wrong, I'm embarrassed for you. Maybe you should go review a show you actually like?

Hopefully this Holmes' Moriarty (who will surely appear at some point) won't be such an ineffectual nonce as the ghastly "Jimmy" from several of Elementary's weaker episodes.

Hopefully this Holmes' Moriarty (who will surely appear at some point) won't be such an ineffectual nonce as the ghastly "Jimmy" from several of Elementary's weaker episodes.

Allastair?

Allastair?

Is "Magic Oak" anything like sapient pearwood?

Is "Magic Oak" anything like sapient pearwood?

She can snap my picture any time.

She can snap my picture any time.

This may be a dumb observation, but something that struck me was how similar many of the standing sets were to corresponding sets in Two and a Half Men, especially Charlie's living- room. The staircase is positioned differently, and the front door is where the kitchen entrance is, but my initial impression was, "Holy…

This may be a dumb observation, but something that struck me was how similar many of the standing sets were to corresponding sets in Two and a Half Men, especially Charlie's living- room. The staircase is positioned differently, and the front door is where the kitchen entrance is, but my initial impression was, "Holy…

Yeah, but she's got all those tattoos, which make her (admittedly stunning) body look like the wall in a bus station toilet. And she's clearly dumb. Borderline retarded dumb, which would make having sex with her seem like some kind of grim statutory rape.

This Movie…
…would have been better with someone in the lead who actually looked like a 60's leading man, instead of a narrow shouldered,wide hipped shortarse Scots git who doesn't look as if he could lift a full martini glass without help, never mind climb down a rope ladder.
And Zellweger is just ugly and…