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Mr. Literal
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I very highly doubt Mr. Obama is reading the comments section at the AV Club. Or visiting the AV Club at all, really. You'd have a better chance of making your feelings known if you wrote him at his White House address.

The fact that the word "It" was italicized should be a clue that the name of the work is "It". A hugely popular work by Stephen King, though I suppose if you're not into genre fiction you might have missed that.

I guess you were too busy to read the review. I have, and I can tell you there was nothing about any sexual misconduct allegations circulating on Gawker or otherwise. I hope that helps.

Opinions may differ, but I think that's not at all funny.

It's an American digital cable and satellite television network that is owned as a joint venture between NBCUniversal and Hearst Corporation (both owning 50%). The network airs programs aimed at a metrosexual audience centering on travel, cooking and fashion as well as non-sports related male programming.

Trust me, you'd rather watch the film. Like a dozen times in a row. Life over there would be a constant struggle for survival, you'd lose all contact with your friends and family, unless you speak Korean you'd be entirely alone in a country where you couldn't understand a word being spoken to you, and you wouldn't

I haven't, but he sounds like a delightful fellow, as long as he keeps his hands to himself!

Not sure I get the headline, are you saying a whole bunch of females watch Banshee and only one guy? Or that there is a show that has been on for several seasons on a major network and only one person is watching it? Either way it's a flawed premise, I literally know if 4 people in my own circle of friends who watch

That was going to be my answer.

To be fair, when they're dead that still can't say the regretted the run.

You don't need to binge drink every time you run into an opinion you don't agree with. That kind of habit can become quite destructive.

She is, trust me, when she dies there are going to be lots of stories and obits going up. I doubt you'll miss it.

No, he definitely is still alive, unless this interview was done immediately preceding his death, but I very much doubt we wouldn't have heard about that big a name dying by now.

10,000 dollars in 4 months? That's only 30,000 a year. I'd be taking a pay cut. But good luck to you sir, and thanks for trying to help folks out in this economy. You really should try Monster or Workoplis though, you're going to find a whole lot more job hunters there than you are here.

I really don't think using nuclear weapons on fellow Americans is ever on the table. That's patently ridiculous.

You are aware that Kurt Cobain has been dead for a couple of decades right? Did you expect they'd bring his remains to the premiere as some sort of gimmick?

That really depends on whether you like grunge, documentaries, and to a greater extent the style and skill of the people who made the film. In any case, there's way too many variables for anyone to give you a definite answer on that one.

British Petroleum. Why in the hell would an oil company name itself after a medical condition?

Well I suppose that doesn't make you gay, but I'd have to argue at the very least you're bisexual.

You think wrong. He directed Raging Bull, and if you haven't seen it you really should.