I don't believe he was making a joke. I mean, nothing he said seems all that funny to me.

I must be very much uninformed when it comes to world cinema.

If you're looking for a comedic version of that exact premise you should check out the Austin Powers movies that Mike Meyers did years ago. I'm actually surprised you managed to escape being aware of them, they (especially the first one) were quite successful and seemed to be quite unavoidable.

Well, I guess humour is subjective so I can't tell what makes you laugh, but that to me doesn't come close to sounding funny.

I am astounded that a person who works for a pop culture site, and thus should have somewhat of an idea of the big things happening in pop culture, seems as ignorant about Mad Men as Jesse Hassenger is. "Under the radar"? Not able to find online analysis? Doomed to slip into obscurity? I'm sorry but you have just lost…

While it's hard to narrow it down to one person, it is often attributed to Phineas T. Barnum.

Probably not the only one. I mean the world is a pretty populated place!

Actually for the most part, other than differences in size or girth, penises are pretty similar. So unless both Kutcher and Culkin have some type of abnormally large or thick penis, or some strange piercings, it is unlikely that her vagina suffered much whatsoever. In fact it may have even been well pleased.

I was literally about to say the exact same thing. Good point!

I'm a bit concerned here. If in the first week of December you are even slightly suspecting that it is still April you may need to talk to your doctor about your memory. I have no idea how old you are but dementia can set in quite young.

There is literally no chance of that. At all.

You might be overstating the case a bit.

I do!

Well, you pointed it out, so the answer to your first question is yes, someone pointed that out.
Regarding your second question, unless in making your first point you somehow made clear your belief that a certain human race is superior to any or all others, then no, that question alone doesn't automatically make you a…

Well, technically they aren't franchises, so you couldn't own one.

I was wondering the same exact thing!

What exactly is wrong with the second option?

Actually it is a regualr no porn related reality show. The goal of the program is to select a comedian from an initially large group of hopefuls. The prize is some cash and a TV special for the last comic left after everyone else is eliminated. Thus, "Last Comic Standing".

Usually the point is the get a good return on investment for the company fronting the cash (in this case HBO). Unless maybe some Make A Wish kid asked for it and they're doing it entirely out of charity. But that seems unlikely to the extreme.

I literally have no idea what you're talking about.