Workplace Sex Criminal
Paraphrasing here: "How about you drop those trousers and show me that ass?"

I was fine with Terminator not coming back
But after watching the finale, I want a 3rd season. I thought it was a great twist to have Weaver send John to the future. I assume her plan all along to fight Skynet was to create the time travel technology to send John foward. It's kinda like in Ternimator 3, when it was…

I think I enjoyed seeing Martha Stewart queef confetti more than seeing her shove a ham up her ass, but it's close race between the 2. Either way, Stewart shoving things up her various orifices? Win.

Kenny acted like he embraced his normal life
But I got the feeling he was just waiting for that second chance. It was like he knew there was going to be a point where he would "give up" and "grow up" before fate intervened and gave him another opportunity to make a comeback, so he played the part. His self delusion…

I still want to see the original Death at a Funeral
Pretty soon, Hollywood will be remaking movies that don't exist yet. And then reality will collapse on itself.

I saw about five people walk out of my screening
I overheard one woman say "Terrible" as she moved through my aisle and out of the theater with her male friend. While not a lot of people walked out, there was a good contingent of people in the back of the theater who couldn't stop laughing whenever Dr. Manhattan came…

Today, MILF Island
Tomorrow, Slut Wars!!

Feh
I love the hell out of cheap Tex-Mex food here in NYC. LOVE. IT.

More Dr. Spaceman and Tracy scenes, please
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