"We Tapped that Ass" got a music and lyrics nom. Best song of the season, so I approve.

No supporting nom for McKean. SALTINESS REINGAGED.

Donglover with an acting nom, a writing nom, and a series nom. Saltiness retracted.

That category had a surprisingly weak field. Is it Rhys's to lose?

No Bob Odenkirk for lead actor? FUCK THIS SHIT I AM SALTY ALREADY

Who's ready to get salty over some Emmy nominations?

Speaking of which, has anybody watched the Netflix Castlevania? I watched the first episode today. It was good, although it was clearly chopped into four 22.5 minute episodes from a 90 minute movie.

Which, according to the law in question, doesn't matter. It's not the success that makes it a crime, it's the attempt.

This might be worth seeing in 3D even.

Oh dear. I hadn't heard that. Nothing but best wishes to the One True King to Rule them All.

"Imagine if someone projected an entire decade’s worth of sci-fi space epics on the same screen, at the same time. Imagine you were in the audience for that event. Now imagine, for some insane reason, you decided to pre-game for the experience by eating an entire bag full of mushrooms that had been garnished with a…

Marvel is far too good at being consistent to warrant anything scorching.

Yeah, I didn't even bother with finishing those. I just read the wiki summaries. Metal Gear Solid is where the real franchise starts. Don't get used to simple, easily summarized stories, though.

I would have told you about them if I knew you didn't know! You aren't gonna find a chain with much better pizza than they have.

This is your moment, Narrator.

Travelogue love story? The ending actually was a dream and the sequel is a prison break movie/epic multi-state getaway chase?

I have Skype but no microphone, but I guess a pair of headphones might suffice. Mondays are probably better for me due to the impending return of Game of Thrones.

What are the rules about dropping? I know you can't add once it is release month or has ten reviews on metacritic, but does that go both ways?

I watched Doctor Who (which was great), two episodes of Pushing Daisies (which is Bryan Fuller distilled to his purest essence, and therefore was great), Baby's Driver (which was great), and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (which has always been great).

It's like they all have a running bet to see who can get away with the most ridiculous public action.