Never underestimate the benefits of low Friday expectations. But yeah, I was expecting it to get cancelled after four so I'm definitely expecting it to get cancelled after five.

Trump lost money owning a casino. This makes him the dumbest businessman. Therefore, the dumbest businessman does not know not to do that.

We can't even make a movie out of this anymore. It wouldn't even be long enough to fill out a trailer. It would be like if All the President's Men the opened with the burglary scene, then cut to Nixon saying "yup! That was me!", then the teletype finale. The end!

Yeah, NPR was talking about the leak and I was just thinking about how that was so four hours ago.

That isn't the only thing it was aggressive with, IF you know what I mean.

I am moving into a new apartment as I type, and let me tell you, those people should NOT be smiling.

I've only seen the pilot and I might do the same, if only for the comedic value.

That happens.

I'm gonna get the articles of impeachment…get the articles of impeachment.

That's giving his brain far too much credit.

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I would feign surprise and outrage were it not for the fact that he started divulging classified intel at campaign rallies literally the day he started receiving briefings. People knew what they were getting into and voted for him anyway. Politicians knew what they were getting into and endorsed/supported/campaigned…

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SCHPHASE!

It can be two things!

Lost has a way of doing that.

All these positive reviews are a wonderful surprise.

Squidfaces had it coming, imo.

I watched Doctor Who, American Gods, and a four episodes of Parks and Recreation ("Flu Season", "Flu Season 2.0", "The Comeback Kid", and "The Fight").

And there also looked to be a quick flash of an eye at the end of the CCTV footage, right before it cut out.