I listened, George! I LISTENED AND IT DIDN'T HELP!

Yes. And a dishearteningly big portion of America will believe him.

PICK A VARIETY AND COMMIT, DAMMIT.

It took me a while to figure it out. I kept wanting to type <spoilers>.

Then it segued into reggae before sounding like a level on the Super Nintendo F-Zero when you make it to the last lap, but on speed.

And now its a chiptunes song somehow?

That turned into a Chipmunks song even more quickly than I expected.

I haven't listened yet, but this is going to be fun.

The fact that the World War Z sequel made it this long without being cancelled despite literally nobody wanting it is fitting for a zombie movie.

Ooooh how authentic!

Kim Bauer's Cougar used to be my username on some websites back in the day. That was back when cougar just meant a big mountain cat. We were so innocent then.

24 has had bad luck with current events. Like, I want to watch a big goofy action/political soap opera show, but I would feel like a collaborator for indulging in that stereotype. Sucks.

Actually, they could probably get Sorkin to write it. Or Ianucci.

Yeah, that's the top line of that story. Way to try and control the narrative there, Sean.

A 90 minute televised live comedic play about his administration could be the satirical high point of our time.

There's a street, it's called Hell Street, and all of them live on it!

There was a time when I loved 24, but I don't regret passing on this season.

Yeah, that rubbed me the wrong way. I get that you need to convey the affect that the ring is having on Frodo beyond just him struggling to stand since you don't get Tolkien's descriptions to carry that narrative burden, but it just felt wrong.

Oh, thank goodness.

I have been told that Baldwin genuinely enjoys getting to take the piss out of Trump on a regular, nationally televised basis. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he was down for four years of it.