Ha! Take that, snarky high guy.

Yesssssss! About time.

Excellent!

Atlanta isn't as big a target as NYC, but we do have the busiest airport in the world and a smattering of air force bases. I'm considering getting the hell away from anything remotely targetable.

Also, if I hear one more person at work whistle "Hail to the Chief", I am going to stab them in the neck.

I was kind of expecting a Hitler video, but this isn't that far off.

Ok, we have found the first silver lining. Thanks for being you, Clickhole.

I wonder if the restaurant I'm at understands the irony inherent in showing the inauguration on tv while playing Cat Stevens over the PA. I'm gonna go with a resounding "no".

The odds of nuclear bombs landing in this country just went way up. Would you want to be anywhere near a major metropolitan area for the foreseeable future?

You highly overrate my masochistic tendencies if you think I'm getting anywhere near twitter for the rest of the day.

I am 100% fine with turning to a warm blanket made of pop-culture to help get through the next however long it takes for him to get impeached/assassinated/a mortal heart attack brought on by obesity and stress.

"Fight the Power". Over and over and over.

I am now aware!

Maybe he was just offering advice?

They are absolutely the most well done part. You can tell that his heart is in the Shire as much as Tolkien's was. Everything there is perfect, from the first notes of "Concerning Hobbits" all the way through.

Oh nice! I haven't read that one in a hobbit's age but I'm going to dive into it as soon as I finish RotK. Probably Unfinished Tales too. I ought to get the full History of Middle Earth one of these days.

Goodness, that was eight years ago.

Yup. He applied the Bush foreign policy lesson to foreign policy but didn't extend that caution and fear of the judgement of history to domestic issues.

I might pop out to see Split tomorrow or Saturday.

I have decided to rectify this and just put on Fellowship. And you know what? Right now, in this moment, on this couch, all feels right in the world. This movie is my happy place.