here's the real question: does a film have to have "substance" to be good? Can't it just be stupid, fun, entertainment and still be worthwhile? It seems like AV Club only likes movies that cover controversial topics, or address some deep-seated emotional problem.

There is a reason why one man is born black and with other disadvantages, while another is born white with great advantages. The reason is that we once had an estate before we came here, and were obedient; more or less, to the laws that were given us there. Those who were faithful in all things there [pre-existence]…

Geddy Lee! Best bassist ever!

… used to work at a Ben & Jerry's, where for some reason they would leave me alone for hours at a time with the whip cream canister and multiple cases of whippits. Let me just tell you one thing: taking a whippit in the deep freezer (40 below zero) is NOT a good idea.

I can think of one….

she can use all the photoshop she wants. As long as that means I don't have to see her disgusting turkey waddle neck.

IT BEGIIIIIIIINNNS!

TBS: The equivalent of "According to Jim" being made into an entire channel.

also, can I borrow this month's Thrasher? And is the new 411 VHS out yet?

some middling crime drama that ran for all of 7 episodes.

FUCK YAH!!!! JNCOs!!!! Allow me to bust out my No Fear t-shirt, my Stussy low-tops and a YAGA cap! There is no better attire for skating on my 45mm wheels!

the phrase "Big-Time" is always funny. Big Time!

St. Ides was the drink of choice for 16 year olds in my hometown as well. So many strange, sketchy nights trying to find bums in the ghetto to purchase it for us…

Curious: IPA is definitely the drink of choice among micro-brew fans in the Pacific NW. Is it very popular in the UK, where it originated?

I believe it's pronounced "OW MY EARS!!"

is that before or after they watch each other masturbate?

touche

There is not a gayer, or cheesier scene from any movie that they could have chosen to re-create. The Goofy Movie? Seriously?

American Dad is a plagiarism of a plagiarism of a plagiarism.
also, it is not funny.

man man