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Chad Sexington
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When you listed "The AI kid" my immediate thought was 'Haley Joel Osment is from Arkansas?'

I agree with the idea of purchasing a flask likely = alcoholism. However, what does it say when you have a collection of varied flasks that were invariably given to you as "Groomsman's Gifts" in the roughly 4,734 weddings you've had to be in since college?

Ohhh, I'm sorry that is hemp. The answer we were looking for is hemp.

COME ON.

as noted by Emperor Jim above: me.

Come on
Isn't it time for this guy to pull a Cuba Gooding and disappear forever? I mean, he did a neat impression of Ray Charles, good for him. But his staying power is baffling, what do we have to do to end the scourge that is Jamie Foxx? Stake through the heart, vampire style? Destroy the brain, zombie style?

Man,
that little _ucker _s _eally _tarting _o get on my nerves.

But the rolled up socks tossed at ratboy Neville (I think) by LFC supporters were hilarious.

KZ, are you a Spartan alum as well?

So….this (grade B) is better than Observe and Report (grade B-)? I ask because I plan to plunk down my hard-earned $12 this weekend on one movie and one movie only. By the relative grades I should choose this because it is comparatively a better movie? This is truly perplexing.

Burl doesn't have an apartment - he was homeless after being ejected from the mental hospital by Mr. Ford.

Well,
This isn't the {expletive deleted} time that well-established media members have challenged the status quo and lost their jobs.

SBC is straight, straight enough to get to have naughty time with the adorable Isla Fisher (aka, the poor man's Amy Adams).

I saw Memento in a little town in the Netherlands during a summer abroad. The movie itself was a mind-fuck enough without: 1) subtitles, 2) having a weird Dutch guy come out before the movie to introduce it and give some background details on the filmmaker (I guess this is something they do in arthouses in Europe?)

Most Important Question
Will there be sparkly vampires?

What now, 7 13 year olds made you come on your stomach?

…and sometimes Y

Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge, Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefgnaw, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroin…

Not yet available on Netflix…but it has found a home in my Saved queue.

Without resorting to hyperbole, I can say without a doubt, Frisky Dingo was the single greatest thing ever to happen to the human race.