Good shout…
on Paul Newman branded foodstuffs. The Balsamic Vinagrette is probably the best commercial salad dressing out there. And 100% of the proceeds going to charity…makes me feel like I'm making a difference every time I marinate a chicken breast.

Lewis Skolnick: 1 - some nerd: nil.

I do believe…
…I've found my new wallpaper.

Add it up
Mediocre original songs + Halcion = this album

Doe, Ray, Egon
Too bad these guys didn't record their album in New York City in 1984. If they did, they could have called on Drs. Venkman, Stantz, and Spengler to rid them of their haunted Ouija Board.

Yeah, but…
I don't know about this Dance (Dance) Revolution, but I just saw the trailer for Step Up 2, and I want to do naughty things to that lead dancer chick.

UCB owns The State. End of.

Buttery Goodness
Sorbo? I'm in.

Rambo Cartoon?
Does anyone remember the Rambo cartoon? I may be confusing it with the Mr. T cartoon, but I remember it being wicked awesome to the max.

Fuckin Yakoos

An admission…
I saw an M.I.A. show awhile back, and I don't think there is another musical performer out there that I would want to engage in sexual congress with more than her.

You're all just a bunch of insensitive Yakoos.