Only idiots like cobbler. Crumble is where it's at. And fuck Georgia peaches, those are shit.

Only idiots like cobbler. Crumble is where it's at. And fuck Georgia peaches, those are shit.

Arthur Bryant's greatest contribution to cuisine is definitely the lard fries. Holy shit those are good. Otherwise, I much prefer the mustard and/or vinegar based Carolina sauces to KC-style BBQ.

Arthur Bryant's greatest contribution to cuisine is definitely the lard fries. Holy shit those are good. Otherwise, I much prefer the mustard and/or vinegar based Carolina sauces to KC-style BBQ.

And Mexico?

And Mexico?

Wait, did they actually become more tolerant of someone different than themselves? There might just be hope for America yet.

Wait, did they actually become more tolerant of someone different than themselves? There might just be hope for America yet.

That's the truest thing I've ever read on the Internet.

That's the truest thing I've ever read on the Internet.

I wonder if assholes in Germany drive around with the Prussian flag painted on the back window of their Mercedes.

I wonder if assholes in Germany drive around with the Prussian flag painted on the back window of their Mercedes.

I thought Napoleon was pretty cool, and it's a bummer his nephew was such a twat. Lincoln tried to convince Garibaldi (who fought Napoleon III in Italy, and also fought for the liberation of Brazil and Uruguay) to come help him reunite America. In the end Garibaldi wouldn't come because he would only fight to end…

I thought Napoleon was pretty cool, and it's a bummer his nephew was such a twat. Lincoln tried to convince Garibaldi (who fought Napoleon III in Italy, and also fought for the liberation of Brazil and Uruguay) to come help him reunite America. In the end Garibaldi wouldn't come because he would only fight to end…

I don't normally advocate psychiatric drugs for people I don't know, but the Nooge should probably get some anti-psychotics.

I don't normally advocate psychiatric drugs for people I don't know, but the Nooge should probably get some anti-psychotics.

Much like James Franco, it's so absurd I kind of love it, but mostly hate it at the same time.

Much like James Franco, it's so absurd I kind of love it, but mostly hate it at the same time.

Wouldn't "common sense" be trying to raise revenue because your town is going bankrupt? Unfortunately a city councilman isn't powerful enough to take on special interests by himself.

Wouldn't "common sense" be trying to raise revenue because your town is going bankrupt? Unfortunately a city councilman isn't powerful enough to take on special interests by himself.