I would watch a whole series of Ian McShane wandering around the NBC studios, describing the various people and equipment they encounter.

Because there has never been a British soldier who raped, killed for money, or stole boats. I'm looking at you, "Sir" Francis Drake.

Finally, a jobs program for vets that gets results!

Strangely, Irish people weren't considered white. Progress!

First you'll have to fish it out of the dumpster, unroll the rug they wrapped it in, and clean out the, well, you know. . .

How much is one viewing of a Starbucks Frappucino (TM) ad worth?

It's not the length that's the problem, it's the lack of depth. Also, the boring, irrelevant shit.

Has no one learned the lesson from iTunes? Digital music wasn't available for sale, so everyone pirated it. iTunes started selling a large selection of music for a (fairly) reasonable price, and now they've sold billions of songs.

I still don't get why Dane Cook wasn't more contrite, oh wait, he's Dane Cook. I think CK's initial response of "let the hack steal my old shitty jokes" was appropriate.

Babies having babies?!?!

Except the rats on the Titanic received a less-generous compensation package.

Are you talking about Sasha Baron Cohen?

I wonder if the guy who voiced JarJar Binks is busy?

4. . . profit?

The only TV show commercials I hate more than Alcatraz's are Touch's, so while I'm thankful I'll be spared from one, I'm pretty bummed Touch got renewed.

I hope you didn't hit them back, you know, with a fist. Given the high rates of violence against transgender people, just flirting with someone takes a lot of courage.

Kony is a job creator. Without him, those kids would probably be wasting their lives in school.

There are probably only a dozen people alive today who know how to make bows, arrows, and swords. Hardly anyone knows how to make anything anymore. If something wiped out our current society, I think we'd all just be smacking each other with bones.

They're all aping Babylon 5.

As soon as I hit enter, I was secretly hoping that would be the first comment. Thanks for making my dream come true.