Ha! Joke's on you! I didn't even read any of the comments!

I greatly prefer the Marvel movies. I just don't take comic book crap seriously in any way, shape, or form, so DC's overwrought punch-'em-ups are also fine with me.

Man, I really sympathize with all you people out there who are being forced against your will to see a movie you've already decided you hate. It seems massively unfair, but what's the other option? Not going to see it? That's obviously absurd. The smart move is to stick it to Warner Bros. and Zack Snyder and Ben…

Well, that seemed like the start of a promising directing career for like five minutes.

This kind of music is not really my cup of tea, but I'm not even really knocking the band for sounding fairly generic or the reviewer for liking them. Sometimes truly idiosyncratic music can be difficult to relate to. There's nothing wrong with connecting with a band that just does their own personal twist on an…

"It's alright! It's okay! There's something to live for! Jesus told me so!"

This review is hilarious. I must have heard 400 bands that sound exactly like this. I haven't listened closely enough to know if they're good or bad, but one thing I can say with great authority is that they're not the slightest bit "strange." Maybe the reviewer should just take the band's word for it.

"Not being made by scruffy white guys" seems to be a deciding factor.

The review does give off the distinct impression of being written by a 19-year-old who thinks his generation invented everything. The kind of person who'd change the genre of all his favorite bands to "Unclassifiable" in iTunes.

Don't say a word to me, Bayouradio, don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.

Bayouradio, relax. Have a creme soda. Everything's gonna be over with in a few minutes.

Who?

You'll never convince me that this show is not merely an elaborate prank.

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The dumb is coming from inside the internet!

Is it? I thought it was at first but then it seemed different.

I read this in Werner Herzog's voice as he discusses why chickens terrify him.

TOM CRUISE IS AN ABUSIVE MONSTER THEREFORE HE MUST BE FORCED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS YOUNG DAUGHTER

STOP. POOPING.

He let Smulders run alongside him for a long tracking shot. That's as intimate as Tom Cruise has ever been with a woman.