Wednesday was looking a little dull but now, oh baby.

You learn to accept it.

I have no personal evidence otherwise.

I'll tell you what it isn't: a fun 2-hour diversion. Give me damn near ANY board game over Monopoly.

How about we play you a nice Phil Collins song.

Yeah, I don't know why self-pity is such appealing quicksand. I secretly loved when people gave me an excuse to shut them out.
I had to get pretty sick of myself before I made changes. Changing sucks and the old stuff is always part of my nature. But I'll take one of my bad days now over my best days five years ago.

I can really relate to a lot of what you're talking about. It helped me tremendously to MAKE myself interact more with other people. I had isolated myself into a bubble and convinced myself people are not worth the time and disappointment. While this is comforting to a natural loner like me, it created an echo…

also blunts

Nicely done.

Clearly I only played the short game with ZAP.

I read that as "dick pie" twice.

Everyone.

Cowboys.

Swift and fierce as a summer storm. Collateral splashes as if from a great height.

Sneaky, Costello.

How long would it take us to work up a treatment for an hourlong medical soap called FUCKING DOCTORS? Because I think we are going to make a LOT of money.

And make it nine eleveny

We changed plans at the last minute and went to Freddie's instead of Red Robin. Didn't the Sandbaguette text you?

Foolproof pickup line.

I thought it fell short of a classic, but there were funny moments, beautiful shots, one heck of a lovable underdog character, and it prompted some nice dinner conversation afterward. It earned my twelve bucks.