I didn't say Donnie Darko is beyond human comprehension. I mean, I was under the impression that it was written by sentient, other-worldly beings before you pointed that out. Please comprehend what I write before making assertions on my implications.

Donnie Darko is a fabulously executed film with extremely interesting characters. Its only downfall, imo, stems from some its insistence on psychoanalyzing a topic that is bigger than the human psyche and its cult following's insistence on discussing the film to death.

Eh
Is Bastianich still doing the whole "take a bite of food and silently stare at the contestant for several beats" thing?

Are you that guy from the Apple Store that gets mad when I put all the display iPads between my fingers and act like Wolverine?

Did that crew with the little fat kid win?

C'mon Apple
Just up and release the iCurtain so we can finally masturbate to iPad porn in public and in privacy.

I made some sweet tea, it's on the counter.

Really
I enjoy watching two minutes of these just to make sure they still sound like they're taking place in a blimp hangar.

@ Blue Floyd

Killbot5000 hit the screw on the top.

Honestly
I wish they'd do one Podmass where they don't just recap the same fucking podcasts every week.

Fucked Up.

Then I saw the Portrait post and got excitied, thinking it was that late 90s screamo band with the chick playing the cello and they got back together. Damn.

Ampere
I loved Orchid back in the day.

Slothrop! Not trying to be a lit-dick, I coincidentally just read that book.

It's Us vs. Them, balloon hands.

Fuck
I knew it was a slow news day the moment I woke up without a boner.

Aww, looking for attention again?

@ fastandsloppy

@ Acula