Yeah, him and Bruce went camping in the Pacific NW. At least that's what it looked like.

Hans…Bubi!

Flaubert: They switched everyone to paperless billing without telling them. Then they REALLY twisted the knife.

Die Hard 5: Thank God Timothy Olyphant Can't Be in This One

John McClane has to walk around LA with a sandwich board that says "I Hate Quesadillas"

Techn0-burn.

I don't get it.

Why are you so hung up on arguing something that nobody brought up in the first place?

Dumbass, nobody said The Strokes "sound like" The Cure. It was a comparison of the genre labels given to each.

Hilayrious
Jet-ski around the world.

Jill Talley!
Yes!

Of course!

When you put it that way
SNL is now wanted…for murder!

Yeah, just their fans.

That's cool. I used to hate breakfast until Bagel Bites came out.

Holy shit
Dude looks like Matthew McConaughey and the older bro from Malcom in the Middle. PUT TOGETHER!

Grumbles
"When this project was first announced, when literally ANYONE could be involved with it, we thought it was stupid and redundant. Now, since someone we specifically like before is involved, even though that was a clear possibility before, we are kinda excited."

Ferrell can do subtle as good as the rest of them.

McGraw, by Tim McGraw.

Big Ol' Bottle of Shitwater.