Holy shit, my avatar is more attractive than yours. God that picture is FUCKING ANNOYING.

What about em, freakshow?

Chaucer
Shakespeare

Recycle Bin filled with poetry he just can't permanently delete yet.

Thanks for the pro-tip, dip-shit.

A Rounders TV show?
What the hell would that even be about? A bunch of douchers clickedy-clicking their chips for a half hour?

Do Jews eat salads?

Here's a Coachella experience for you: fat white chicks and like three or four black dudes.

Thanks Coachella
I forgot how many stupid band names there are.

But
Who's gonna be in Sir Ian?

Group hugs.
Are there any adults making this show?

Yeah, super late to the party here but I also thought that fish fell on the floor. Tom chucks it into the bin, overshoots, everything went on the floor.

Marcel reminds me of that dude you don't really like but you see him at all the bars and shit you go to. You walk in and he's always in a good mood and he always makes eye contact with you literally seconds after you walk in. Then you say, "Fuck, I just wanted to drink and have a good time but now I have to listen to…

Jesus
What's with everyone "discovering" fucking Neutral Milk Hotel. Why didn't you idiots listen to it when it came out?

The guy on the left
Camouflage…in space.

Showtime!
The Showtime Rotisserie infomercials are hilarious because Ron Popeil constantly interrupts his "co-host" and looks kinda pissed whenever they talk.

Jesus is right. I went outside today, total wasteland.

The thing I dislike about snarky comments is that it gives actual homophobic assholes the opportunity to nudge each other and chuckle.

Waiter? I believe I ordered the "non-standard" celebrity gossip.

None of you morons are on TV. Nice try!