Dude survived a plane crash, then died of an overdose.

Dr. Drew failed Cory Heim…
like he failed DJ AM.

Crapper!
So no Lost Boys 3, I guess.

I like that best American player on the New York Cosmos, Werner Roth was the Nazi team captain.

mo' money, mo' problems, I'm just saying.

FOG MONSTER!

With my 1972 Lincoln Towncar.

I have to go back to the island, Little Buddy.

Samberg does have the advantage of being on a boat.

Reruns of the Patty Duke show.

Jessica Simpson in Wash Up Pop Singers Fantasy League, as my starting Tight end.

That means he pimpin' her corpse for another 67 years.

Shut up Flay, you're still history's greatest monster!

What kind of fine would you get if you pour gasoline on your durian and lit it with a cigarette?

Lenin is rollin' over in his tomb.
and Stalin is going to kill everyone.

That will solve all of the world's problems.

The Nazi equivalent of a toon is Adolfie the wunderdog.

Counterfeit Prooooooducestore.

Can you get of the the dungeon without the Wizard's key?

That's the end of that chapter.