Idea for editors. Fewer articles about Blac Chyna, more articles about Black Dynamite.

Did the Soviets also copy our inanimate carbon rods?

Kathryn Jackson—->Action Jackson—->Carl Weathers—->Predator

They should make Mads Mikkelsen a Jarl.

Zippo sale? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

I ain't found shit.

I cannot afford this without a search for more money.

Arnold Vosloo or GTFO.

Would be funny if they make the animatronic Trump rap about Trump steaks.

"Am I Evil" by Diamond Head.

Or better yet, Zuul.

"We all get older, Khan." I still use that line today.

Saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and enjoyed it very much. And as a former Zune owner, I got a nice chuckle at that joke near the end.

"It was just a prank, bruh!"

"Jost and Che….weren't….funny"

The Case For Xenu.

That photo is from an alternate future where Ben Richards spent his time behind bars, instead of going on the Running Man. Speaking of Running Man, it's 2017 now. That show should be coming on the air this year.

You're a funny guy Arnold, I like you. That's why I'll kill you last.

Bozo the district attorney. Bozo the Pope.

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